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Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the resumption of this endless torture of "Arguing for a Dream! In truth, we do not know whether it is better that this continues and that some nightmares come true ... I say sleep or if instead it is better to start a new tournament say for example, "Arguing for the barbecue!" (Now that the meat is at a high price) or the "Arguing for a visa to Spain" because more than one has taken the ship and does not appear by chance, since we were little and so we would be less ... yo! Well, well, not spit che! can laugh or spit whore but that Guanacaste! then ... This time, the teetotalers are of congratulations, yes sir, it will be able to read a series of diatribes against beer or wine, as Mr.T try to convince us that beer is better than wine Don Muzza and try to give the contras as they know nothing but insult and discredit unlike the defendant, one way or another end up saying that beer and wine are a mess and more damaging than most insidious of poisons ... In short, we, the drunks we care a knob! because we know that the two drinks are delicious and it's a shame they can not be mixed to improve their qualities, but let's see what the contestants have to say the contenders ...¡¡ With you (clapping, whistling through the air pants , stuffed animals, etc, etc)
El Profe
Voting Mr. T of Beer Please Who would have thought (a little less than twenty years) when a reporter happened to me was an interview at a neighborhood mini discussion forum. Where we used to get together with friends from the neighborhood to discuss issues of importance at the time (Billiquen against little glasses, Mortal Combat against Street Fighter, etc) that someday I was going to be one of the people who would be able to fulfill this dream . A dream that is not only mine, I share the majority of children start to have neither good use of reason someday dream to stardom through the art of debate. Thus, today call on us to participate in these finals and nothing more and nothing less to discuss a topic as important as perhaps not related at all here we are. Really
could continue with a heartfelt introduction, even shed a few tears to shake his goodness and collect votes. But I do not really go, and I could only release is due to onion I'm cutting to get a fugazzeta. And who better to accompany this delicious culinary art (although they may seem, the cuisine has nothing to do with the program Tinelli) a beer. Why not choose a beer and wine? Then ... (after turning on the oven, put the pizza, find the trail, open the refrigerator and take the drink in question) I present my statement of reasons for that when choosing to drink to stay with the best option ...
The first point we introduce the economic aspects (and also not historical). Our country through its nearly 200 years has gone through repeated economic crises, but has managed to rise from the ashes in more than one occasion. To have this happen? A cereal gentlemen, yes, the cereal. Who has been so to fart (which is very different from being in fart) and I like to turn the bottle and read the ingredients can easily notice that beer is created based on cereals. While today the fashion grain is soybeans will not be long time until a famous scientist - perhaps even winning a Nobel (saw it was not so hard to win a? yes, we can!) - say that drinking two bottles of beer daily is good for the stomach, liver and undertakers. From that any news, the world's great powers seek to increase imports of barley, hops and other grains to produce all the beer you need the people. An agro-exporting country such as ours could rise to the top of the world, perhaps the universe, thanks to a noble and refreshing beer - and the production of these magical cereal -. Although there was
pubs, nor do we know for sure if he had invented the pizza, if we know that back in 3500 BC had intelligent people that after a long day of hunting (or what they did at the time) came home (or cave) and cooling with a Pangea (so called top brand of the moment).
course, the wine was also at that time, it is said that even the wine Jesus shared with his apostles at the Last Supper. Now I wonder, would have betrayed if instead of wine would have invited a jug of beer? Surely the story would have been exactly the opposite. Since beer promotes unity, friendship, camaraderie
. It is also argued that the wine represents the blood of the prophet, the truth that being the son of god (or part thereof, or of the holy Trinity, or of a whole, or explain the pastor turn) might have acquired a taste richer, no? Perhaps beer ... But let's put aside
religions dilapidated and outdated (with the highest respect as they deserve) and go to the religion that most people in this beautiful world we consider as the true one. I mean the Flying Spaghetti Monster church. Those who read the scriptures, we know that in heaven there are volcanoes of beer for all his faithful right next to the factories of strippers. If the wine is higher, they would not be wine volcanoes? Disregard for the negligible wine is so great that even can be found in Hell (Where the drink is warm beer.)
regard to the "friendship and beer rather speak to us daily TV commercials. However, this does not take away the opportunity to express our approval and in accordance with the message (not the way they emit, as in some cases bordering on pathos.) The beer not only accompanied by a gathering of friends but also a good pizza or chopped (which wine would not be the same.) The same is true if we talk about a rendezvous, every person who is a heavy drinker would say the beer for several reasons: a good companion for quick and easy meals (in a moment so tense and so observation of the subject in question - Then come the indifference, there is time for all -) which helps to have a pleasant conversation and avoids problems that can lead to other menus: 2 - is further encouragement to drink wine can make the other person chooses to disappear, change the number of cells, set fire to his house to shoot a tramp and simulate death. For all those who have not ever felt, I recommend uploading any day between 6 and 8 am on any bus that carries people to their work (which face should be the grass that people eat breakfast with wine).
A detail not least is the public image that they both drink beer while surprising day after day with ads where they may not stand out as the plot and the music
shared with those who expect the round to clear the mind after the string of crap that bombards our minds tv shows, wine stuns us trauma and jingles ashamed to feel like we never been born (or failing to kill those who created it).
Another point against the wine is that after a dinner or lunch served with this drink, we can not eat less eat watermelon and watermelon wine at the same time. In contrast, if we lose this noble fruit beer. In addition, and more now that summer is coming, it is essential to stay well hydrated by drinking between two and three liters of fluid daily. Easily a person can drink three liters or more of beer and kept walking, but the second glass of wine would fall lying on the floor. This not only good for the body of the person who drinks it is also useful for the preservation of the environment. How is it? A greater number of beers consumed similar number of people will be peeing in bathrooms and where possible (ditches, gates, state agencies and any entity that hated by the person in distress). These liquids evaporate dismissed and contribute to the process of generating the rain (among others) as well illustrated by the following video
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As the last and most important point. The wine may be sour. Yes, you read correctly. Besides being a great thing, the gentleman when he wants to put sour, being useful only to flavor the salad (?). A true horror.
As I had plenty of time, and it had nothing better to do, I decided to once again go out to see what he thinks the people about this great debate. This time, I forget my bright knife, so I had to opt for diplomatic means to do the interview then share with you: After countless cross paths with Mr. May showed no fault their beer bellies happy if attesting same preferences, I met a beautiful lady
to which I found interesting to do an interview about their preferences ... "Hello how are you? Well thanks, I'll steal? No, I just wanted to consult you on your own taste when choosing a drink. Ah, nothing else? I'm not going to do anything? And .... No.. not planned, but if you want then see, Well, thanks, no that is a pleasure to serve the community. if you had to choose a drink to accompany a meal, which would you choose ... wine or beer? No, I really only took yogurt to relieve the traffic slow, the doctor will not let me or water. But you have to choose between them ... is not never tried it. Well, if you want I will do test the (Hehe) Oh, I'm afraid, expected to call a friend, pancho veni! (Pancho Ibañez is on a cow mounted V8) pancho, You can make your company to make a wine and beer yogurt and this girl is decided by one, Yeah, we are serving our people, because in our plant guarantee a quality product .... (An iron accidentally crashing against the head of pancho) ... and three weeks later after regaining consciousness in the same place at the same time we met all three to make the final test. Pancho, please give the flavor yogurt container came to Miss ... There but by god, this is crap, but still tastes nasty than those of conventional taste, please give me another. Pancho, give the other pot. The strawberry, No, the beer, Ah, yeah right. Ah yes, this seems more balanced, refreshing, perhaps it could combine with cereal, Frosted Flakes?, No peanuts, we have cows, no peanuts, Pancho conseguilos or hit you like another shovel. There I go ...
The thing went well, more or less as dating shorthand test taken at face value by Daniel Scioli, who was walking through the area at that time. Miss today has an opinion that emerged almost from scratch as if the Holy Spirit to rest on his head instead of giving it to all the wisdom to survive in this world: "The song of the summer, the flavor of the meeting, relaxation, soccer, rock ... this is beer. It is the drink of the people, refers to a situation of peace, of relaxation. With the wine we are forced to be more cautious, having to consider certain details such as determining what is right for every meal, whether red or white, if Malbec, Cabernet and Sauvignon. While it is true that we also have variety of beers, is a fact that does not cost us much to take the final decision. "
Daniel leaves the typewriter and breaks into loud applause, meanwhile pancho wallet out of Cow glove compartment and calls for a round of beer
for everyone at a street vendor who happened to their coolers (and does not understand what was going on). We all hugged and sang happy (very happy) while enjoying the sweet taste of a refreshing bitter beer.
Atte. Mr.T
Don Muzza for wine Dear, it is my pleasure to be in the sands of the discussion again, fighting for his life against my opponent, so witty and hit me rhyme with mind.
will try to solve this problem quickly, because in my mind, I was running out of rhymes with mind and I'm getting heavily to repeat mind mind mind mind ....
As a first instance I want to make something very clear: Any discussion must be done logically and with good reason, but they are splitting hairs and do not expect either logic or rationale. Do not ask our politicians that we vaccinate every day unless they are coming to ask me my!
But I consider myself a serious and responsible person (unlike my creditors) will give this discussion to Dear Sir Pestarino with delay because I take the time to inform myself and not turn this into a lot of mindless chatter (Far high number of paragraphs, but not all)
So I went to a booth of those who have internet and closed boxes. Where I was looking for information for hours. When I get tired of looking at pictures and videos of Berta La Gorda Wicked (damn Poringa) I remembered I was here on the topic of discussion, wine and finally all that. But as I was tired and haggard as discreetly as I retire as I could. We
the issue squarely and with the glass to the brim. There is a drink for each stage of life. In our youths younger days any beverage containing alcohol is valid: Kerosene, Naphtha (common of course is the cheapest), methyl alcohol, etc.. After the same, and entered adolescence, is, why not, the beer indefensible. And in the fullness of life when one moves into adulthood mature by experience, as it is the grape for wine (as are the times today about 14 years) is open before the astonished eyes of the drinker the fantastic world of wine. Fantastic I say they miss the just go to any Chinese supermarket we can see from the gondolas
that parade of elixirs in carton packaging prices pesito Baron 2, 3 pesito, and why not the most demanding palates and pockets more affluent 5 or 6 bucks.
subtle aromas, flavors of wild berries. Scents and colors that move us exotic landscapes of unique sensations, Trademarks and Uvita, Viñas Riojanas, Bordolino, Zumuba and many others invite us to taste these regions they cut both the time and in the time of return.
My case is very special because I have Italian roots. My family is the people of Teressa Untuosso located in central Italy. Where the tradition of artisan winemaking is very strong. And true to that tradition continues today with the same, in this land. Generous land where it blooms all one floor, as these mushrooms that I have on the wall or this nice
carnivorous plant I fucking lives that feed it. Do not settle for the
cat!? Continuing saying what came of traditions, armed with my slippers crushers, those who habitually I use to make a pilgrimage to Lujan, floor to floor the grapes to making wine really patero excellence. That reality is more successful as battery acid that like wine. What comes to scoring points in my favor because it demonstrates the versatility of a noble beverage.
Wine is the ideal friend for every occasion that will never leave us badly. At meals, highlighting the taste and making lunch / dinner a unique moment. From choripan on the waterfront, to the sanbuche of Milange in constitution accompanied by fine wines such as "Zumuba Aged Oloroso" or "Old Bladder" red, or tetra Toro Wine Classic make this an unforgettable experience . Forgettable was what I wanted to write in this paragraph that you, dear reader, are reading so stop writing and continuing down .- Amigo
inseparable from good cumbia who does not enjoy traveling in a coupe malagata fire and listening to loud and taking Pico de Oro good!
many times to win the favors of any kind and the daring young lady we wanted to captivate with a glass of wine going his glass like a good Arizu. She certainly drinks with pleasure and then fall into our arms completely senseless and skunk breath!
Lots of varieties available to our palates: Cabernet Samañon, Syriac, Malvete etecetera. Hedonistic and Epicureans get together to taste the different flavors and among those belching, vomiting, quesito and Salamis (a lot) and grilled well, lechon (long) statement with the ancient wisdom as each of the varieties eaten.
ancient drink is the only one who was honored with the god Bacchus owned by the Roman people who knew much wine media were weirdos but it all went in skirts. And you know that the God of Wine called Bacchus. No? IGNORANT: Wine For Roast Bacon, Bacon pasta, fish bone Bacontodo Bacon !!!!!
Summarizing the virtues of wine, whether as a perfect companion at meals, to seduce our future partner, the wine never disappoints, too as a cleaner and polish, insecticide, in all areas of home wine has a utility.
beer not so
And I will explain:
To address this part of the discussion incursions first thing I set out to do is to know and learn what kind of drink it is. Walking through the Parent neighborhood in one of its many corners, I came across a young man who was drinking a bottle .- Grata was my surprise when I saw close-and-that it was beer. Approaching with enthusiastic concern prompted kindly allow me to read the label on the bottle. In the young man noticed something strange. I do not care about the skull that looked on the shirt, or nails bracelet on his wrist. Nor I had a shaved head. The piercings I had in the nose was normal and the tattoo of a knife and a snake did not arouse any suspicion. What I really care about the teddy bear hug tenderly. Did not fit. At that time took off the headset that prevented him from hearing and came to my ears the sweet, cloying melodies Gorgoroth
to which the young man said: That !!!!! What we want !!!??? vo - "Young I would read the label on the packaging?" He repeated with a friendly voice. Ten blocks away and somewhat agitated, came to the interesting conclusion to be linked with the beer can put at risk the lives
The wine has many varieties of beer only Two: Pis Meo Cat or Dog (with apologies to cats and dogs). If you do not know how I explain the manufacture, grab tannery waste, they put bubbles and coloring and ready to bottle and sell. Not missing any that comes with that craft beer ... whether traditional ... heh ... that you imagine a little old for traditional stirring the pot all day which makes the mixture, in a cottage in the middle of the forest where there are birds singing and the Bambi and Dumbo and Pluto too, and a bunch of animals cute and furry? and then placed in oak barrels is in the basement??. Come
are not yet a fart and you imagine anything. I'm sure
if they saw as Quilmes beer is never again the return to take ..
say the best pizza partner is beer. And this is my land because large Muzza is accompanied by Moscato and dream of fucking. The beer is an invention of imperialism AngloCubanoYankiChino to dominate our minds and brains. Although there are exceptions. (People without brains in our country is much worse and some govern us. If he came here an invasion of zombies starve)
actually found a way to flavor / bottle water from the creek and are selling all day as beer. STOP THIS LIE.
could spend hours talking about this issue. But the Word is showing me that I am on page 3 which means I went to mambo to the discussion. Yes, Dear Reader, had the patience to get to this line came Vote hope, because if wine wine, wine
life .- And last sepanlon Santa Claus brings with
Health
wine! Don Muzza
Atte .- .-
